ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via squidwardxtortellini)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via greendayloveharrypotter)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum, via greendayloveharrypotter)

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gingermetaljesus:

Number one reason to get a job:

  1. Concert tickets and band shirts

(via veg4n-pizz4)

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tardis221b:

spoken-not-written:

tardis221b:

I want a new hobby what shall I take up

giving me money

image

(via spoken-not-written)

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bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

(via spoken-not-written)

gerardswhiteconverse:

kissing—razorss:

gerardswhiteconverse:

*climbs to the top of a building* *screams* I NEVER SAW THEM LIVE

what hurts even more is that we all just know who this is about

the jonas brothers

(Source: gerardwayssolocareer, via red-rose-of-the-death)