iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(via penisque)

- 57

departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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(via recklessxandxrelentless)

- 165

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via mrs-reckless-with-a-capital-r)

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(via northparkway)

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

(via mrwaynogay)

- 246
    I: *pacing the pews in a church corridor*
    Bridesmaid (to waiter): What a beautiful wedding! (What a beauiful wedding!)
    Bridesmaid: What a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore
    I *chimed in*: Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door no its much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality
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